Bent Rushmore could be your nightmare tonight... If He'd only wanted to.

Hold you breath now

Bent Rushmore was holding his breath. That was definetly not his style, as Bent Rushmore never holds his breath. He would not have done it, if it weren't for the circumstances. In fact he was under water.

Life was never easy on Bent Rushmore, but he did not care, as he was not looking for an easy way out. He was the seventh son of the seventh son from a dynasty that should have never existed.
He got a fresh bottle of bourbon: 'one for the road' and started driving down on this cumbersome highway he called life.

Alone again

'Im like a Fairy Goddess; fuck me and I'll dissapear', she said.
The door slammed closed and Bent Rushmore was alone again. He didn't really care about being alone, as thats what he was used to. He was actually quite glad to get rid of that bitch so swiftly.
She was the Fairy Goddess and he was the trigger of her dissapearance. Life was predefined and simple enough for him.
Bent Rushmore payed for the Motel 6 double room and headed out to his pickup truck. It was time to move on from this god forsaken place.

Bent Rushmore always suspects the worse.

There is something about Bent Rushmore and the bruises...

Bent Rushmore doesn't go to movies, he is a movie

Bent Rushmore does not need keys to enter a building. It's much quicker and easier for him to break the door.

Bent Rushmore does not speculate about the Big Bang theory. He was there when it happened.

Bent Rushmore is not a photographer he is the entire picture.

When Bent Rushmore walks the streets kings and queens step aside.

Don't try to be like Bent Rushmore or you will pick up your teeth with broken fingers.

Nobody wears Bent Rushmore's Jeans. Period.

Bent Rushmore does not care about his parents.

Bent Rushrmore is listening to Bob Dylan and driving towards Missisippi.

Bent Rushmore is always outdated.

Bent Rushmore is smarter than google.com.

Bent Brushmore does not like colors, he sees everything in black and white

Bent Rushmore is not rude, he is Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore was once asked to be the first man on the moon instead of mr. Armstrong. He denied because Bent Rushmore has been there, done that.

In case of a major global nuclear catastrophe, the only survivors will be rats and Bent Rushmore.

There is no point of handing 'the keys to happiness' to Bent Rushmore. Bent Rushmore has the master key.

When Joan Osbourne was writinng the lyrics to 'if god was one of us', she was thinking of Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore never runs into a trouble, trouble runs into Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore never says Hi to anybody. People say high to him.

BENT rushmore is never afraid. Bent Rushmore was in Vietnam. That was 5 years ago and he was there as a tourist.

Bent Rushmore is not looking for an easy way out.

Bent Rushmore does it only missionary. He respects Jesus.

Bent Rushmore has no home but a lot of beds.

Bent Rushmore does not compete, he is already a winner.

Bent Rushmore never goes to a party for girls. Girls go to the party for Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore does not believe you. You believe Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore has no enemies. Enemies have Bent Rushmore.

Nobody likes Bent Rushmore. Bent Rushmore likes himself enough for everybody.

Bent Rushmore never follows. He leads.

Nobody is good enough for their name in this planet. Except Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore is never kidding. Ever!

Bent Rushmore uses no coal nor wood in his grill. He uses napalm.

Bent Rushmore never goes to a strip club. Strip club comes to Bent Rushmore.

Half of Bent Rushmore's life passes in the state of hangover. The other half he is hammered.

Bent Rushmore never goes to the movies. He is the movie.

Bent Rushmore does not take notes, he remembers everything.

Bent Rushmore takes everything seriously. Period.

You don't invite Bent Rushmore to a party. Bent Rushmore invites himself.

Bent Rushmore does not smoke cigarettes. He smokes cigars and inhales every drag.

Bent Rushmore parks his truck as close to the door as possible, sometimes he uses the sidewalk for parking. That's because Bent Rushmore does not like to walk.

Bent Rushmore never takes his driving license with him when he is out for a drive. Also, he never drives sober.

Bent Rushmore drinks a pint of Kentucky bourbon a day. He never drinks wine or soft drinks, except for beer ofcourse.

Bent Rushmore usually eats a whole pig for breakfast and that will keep him going throughout the day.

Bent Rushmore hates text messaging. If you have something to say, say it over the phone or in person.

Bent Rushmore does not like art. Art is for pussies and faggots.

At this very minute Bent Rushmore is driving his pickup truck on the highway 24. He really has no time for this crappy blog.