How come we're always pursuing for comfort? But at the same time subconciously hating the comfort zone? I know I am.

When ever I'm getting too comfortable I tend to stop thinking. When stress kicks in I start to analyze and absorb.

From an early on, she was fascinated and at the same time awfully afraid of fireworks. It's strange to think that the things that deserve our fascination are usually the things that scare us the most.

People are fascinated in deepest of oceans and farthest galaxies. We don't know, what's out there. We don't even know if we should embrace what's coming or should we be scared as hell of it.

Bent Rushmore was next door when Chernobyl happened. He woke up in the morning and noticed nothing.

Bent Rushmore does not care if if he is late.

Only things that Bent Rushmore sees in a club is the tits.

If Bent Rushmore's balls itch, he scratches.

Bent Rushmore once had a job as fashion industry spy for major Asian counterfeit production.

Bent Rushmore messed it up as he only took pictures of naked models in the dressing room.

Bent Rushmore is probably on top of the worlds serious person fortune 500 list.

Bent Rushmore despises photos of himself as he is much more handsome than what appears on a photo.

Bent Rushomore's phone never rings in the afternoons... but it did today.
Bent Rushmore did not pick up the phone, as he was in the middle of something.

Bent Rushmore does not work hard. But to compensate, he sure as hell plays hard.

What's the opposite to change...
...You guessed it. It's Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore is pouring sugar into your gas tank.
He's not angry at you in any ways, he just has nothing better to do at the moment.

Tennis does not have balls

Bent Rushmore never plays tennis, but if he would he would only play for the white lines.

Likes to fish

Bent Rushmore has two fishing rods. They're called electricity and dynamite.

Rough parenting

Bent Rushmore's mother used to hide alcohol bottles from Bent since he was 5.

You're still alive?

Bent Rushmore despises people who are surprised to meet him after a while and ask, "Bent Rushmore. You're still alive?"

And all of a sudden, it was silence

Bent Rushmore was sitting at the kitchen table swallowing the last sip of Daniels. "Where did the lady go?", He asked himself.
And then he remembered. She went to sleep about an hour ago.

Heal it yourself!

Bent Rushmore is not here to make the world a better place.

A dog should be like a wolf not like a rat

Bent Rushmore slept in his car at the roadside diner's parking lot. One of the waitresses had a chihuahua. Bent ended it's misery with a gunshot when it was out of the diner to take a leak. Bent Rushmore thinks that these kinds of animals are not gods creation.

Don't waste the words man

Bent Rushmore does not like proverbs or wordplay. Why waste words if you can just say, that the person you're talking to, is an idiot.

My taxi is better than yours

Bent Rushmore has one very expensive taxi service. He calls there every time he is thinking about calling an ambulance.

Longest days

Bent Rushmore was sitting in his truck. It was morning, so he really had nowhere to go. He still felt the bourbon from the evening before, but he was used to the feeling. Today he had woke up early because of a seagull, who took a crap on his windshield. 'It's gonna be a long day...', He thought.

Stuff done wrong

Bent Rushmore believes that 99% of the things done on this earth are done wrong.

If Bent Rushmore would know anything about social networks in the internet, he would hate them.

The good old times

When Bent Rushmore was young he used to take part in motocross competitions with his Harley Davidson.

His music

Bent Rushmore only listens to musicians whose life ended with suicide or overdose.

You meeting Bent?

Bent Rushmore seriously thinks you should not have met him.

About thinking

Bent Rushmore does not think highly about anybody. That's because Bent Rushmore does not like to think.

Demons callin'

Bent Rushmore was on his way to a local strip joint, or 'beauty parlor' as he called it. He was going there to review the beauty of downtown Houston once again.
Suddenly he heard a voice close to his left shoulder.
'Hey Bent!', The voice was silently saying.
Bent Rushmore looked over his left shoulder. Nothing there.
He continued his way from the parking lot to the beauty parlor, when all of a sudden the voice reappeared.
'Hey Bent!'.
Nobody there.
Bent Rushmore was not terrified, as you can only be afraid of things you don't know, and Bent Rushmore, he knows everything.
He had a pretty good idea where the voice was coming from. The same thing happened to his dad at the age of 40 and his mom at the age of 62.
Bent Rushmore was 45, walking towards the beauty parlor thinking to himself: 'demons. Now they're here to haunt me like they did to my mom and paps.'

Bent Rushmore is such a good lover because he practices a lot on his own

.

Bent Rushmore is all about acting first and not asking questions later.

Bent Rushmore never flies nor goes to the top floor of a high building. Not that he is afraid of heights, but he does not want to go too far from his truck.

Much ado about nothing

Bent Rushmore drank a bit too much one day. He does not mind doing that, but when he does, he tends to get into unnecessary arguments with strangers.
This afternoon was no exeption. The person who had a different opinion on the current government was hospitalized with severe traumas.
Bent Rushmore thinks the guy shoud be thankful he didn't die.

Bent Rushmore could be your nightmare tonight... If He'd only wanted to.

Hold you breath now

Bent Rushmore was holding his breath. That was definetly not his style, as Bent Rushmore never holds his breath. He would not have done it, if it weren't for the circumstances. In fact he was under water.

Life was never easy on Bent Rushmore, but he did not care, as he was not looking for an easy way out. He was the seventh son of the seventh son from a dynasty that should have never existed.
He got a fresh bottle of bourbon: 'one for the road' and started driving down on this cumbersome highway he called life.

Alone again

'Im like a Fairy Goddess; fuck me and I'll dissapear', she said.
The door slammed closed and Bent Rushmore was alone again. He didn't really care about being alone, as thats what he was used to. He was actually quite glad to get rid of that bitch so swiftly.
She was the Fairy Goddess and he was the trigger of her dissapearance. Life was predefined and simple enough for him.
Bent Rushmore payed for the Motel 6 double room and headed out to his pickup truck. It was time to move on from this god forsaken place.

Bent Rushmore always suspects the worse.

There is something about Bent Rushmore and the bruises...

Bent Rushmore doesn't go to movies, he is a movie

Bent Rushmore does not need keys to enter a building. It's much quicker and easier for him to break the door.

Bent Rushmore does not speculate about the Big Bang theory. He was there when it happened.

Bent Rushmore is not a photographer he is the entire picture.

When Bent Rushmore walks the streets kings and queens step aside.

Don't try to be like Bent Rushmore or you will pick up your teeth with broken fingers.

Nobody wears Bent Rushmore's Jeans. Period.

Bent Rushmore does not care about his parents.

Bent Rushrmore is listening to Bob Dylan and driving towards Missisippi.

Bent Rushmore is always outdated.

Bent Rushmore is smarter than google.com.

Bent Brushmore does not like colors, he sees everything in black and white

Bent Rushmore is not rude, he is Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore was once asked to be the first man on the moon instead of mr. Armstrong. He denied because Bent Rushmore has been there, done that.

In case of a major global nuclear catastrophe, the only survivors will be rats and Bent Rushmore.

There is no point of handing 'the keys to happiness' to Bent Rushmore. Bent Rushmore has the master key.

When Joan Osbourne was writinng the lyrics to 'if god was one of us', she was thinking of Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore never runs into a trouble, trouble runs into Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore never says Hi to anybody. People say high to him.

BENT rushmore is never afraid. Bent Rushmore was in Vietnam. That was 5 years ago and he was there as a tourist.

Bent Rushmore is not looking for an easy way out.

Bent Rushmore does it only missionary. He respects Jesus.

Bent Rushmore has no home but a lot of beds.

Bent Rushmore does not compete, he is already a winner.

Bent Rushmore never goes to a party for girls. Girls go to the party for Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore does not believe you. You believe Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore has no enemies. Enemies have Bent Rushmore.

Nobody likes Bent Rushmore. Bent Rushmore likes himself enough for everybody.

Bent Rushmore never follows. He leads.

Nobody is good enough for their name in this planet. Except Bent Rushmore.

Bent Rushmore is never kidding. Ever!

Bent Rushmore uses no coal nor wood in his grill. He uses napalm.

Bent Rushmore never goes to a strip club. Strip club comes to Bent Rushmore.

Half of Bent Rushmore's life passes in the state of hangover. The other half he is hammered.

Bent Rushmore never goes to the movies. He is the movie.

Bent Rushmore does not take notes, he remembers everything.

Bent Rushmore takes everything seriously. Period.

You don't invite Bent Rushmore to a party. Bent Rushmore invites himself.

Bent Rushmore does not smoke cigarettes. He smokes cigars and inhales every drag.

Bent Rushmore parks his truck as close to the door as possible, sometimes he uses the sidewalk for parking. That's because Bent Rushmore does not like to walk.

Bent Rushmore never takes his driving license with him when he is out for a drive. Also, he never drives sober.

Bent Rushmore drinks a pint of Kentucky bourbon a day. He never drinks wine or soft drinks, except for beer ofcourse.

Bent Rushmore usually eats a whole pig for breakfast and that will keep him going throughout the day.

Bent Rushmore hates text messaging. If you have something to say, say it over the phone or in person.

Bent Rushmore does not like art. Art is for pussies and faggots.

At this very minute Bent Rushmore is driving his pickup truck on the highway 24. He really has no time for this crappy blog.