Bent Rushmore was next door when Chernobyl happened. He woke up in the morning and noticed nothing.

Bent Rushmore does not care if if he is late.

Only things that Bent Rushmore sees in a club is the tits.

If Bent Rushmore's balls itch, he scratches.

Bent Rushmore once had a job as fashion industry spy for major Asian counterfeit production.

Bent Rushmore messed it up as he only took pictures of naked models in the dressing room.

Bent Rushmore is probably on top of the worlds serious person fortune 500 list.